Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they decided to
get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the
other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"